地球真实照片: 没有地球真实照片?欧文地平说引调侃

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Kyrie on Brad Stevens: "Brad fits perfectly in terms of that because he has an intellectual mind and is an intellectual human being...It was something I was unbelievably cring in terms of what I wanted for my career."

[ – ] Heatdrain65 911 指標 11 小時前

But there"s no real picture of Brad Stevens.

但是没有史蒂文斯的真实照片呀。

[ – ] Celticsalpaca_drama 181 指標 11 小時前

Then explain to me why Brad Stevens head is so damn round in 2k

凯尔特人球迷:我算是明白 2K 里的少帅为啥头那么圆了。

[ – ] CaliersDibs84 198 指標 12 小時前

Not a native speaker ( dutch ) but roughly translated, am I correct this pretty much says "Lue is an idiot, feels good to finally he a real coach?"

Could be wrong though, hard to read between the lines. /s

骑士球迷:英语不是我的母语(俺是德国),但是我大概翻译了下,欧文是这个意思吧:" 卢是个蠢货,我现在终于有一个好教练了,感觉不错。"

不过我翻译的不一定对啊,欧文的话永远难以解读。TX

[ – ] riverdancejonas 541 指標 12 小時前

Ty confirmed anti-intellectual round earther

卢指导:反智的地圆说信徒。

[ – ] [ MIA ] Hassan WhitesideErectusPenor [ ] 115 指標 12 小時前

I wonder what Brad thinks about Kyrie"s flat earth bullshit

我挺好奇史蒂文斯对欧文的这些地平说理论怎么看。

[ – ] Hornets__brunt 304 指標 12 小時前

"Yeah, sure Whatever you say Kyrie, NASA is all photoshop or whatever... Now get out there and score some points

" 嗯欧文你说的都对,NASA 都是 PS 的啥的 … 行了,该上场了,多得几分啊!"

[ – ] RaptorsZincHead 71 指標 10 小時前

I can just imagine Kyrie constantly babbling flat-earth nonsense while running drills or in the huddle and Brad just being like "God dammit Kyrie, I"m just trying to teach you how to set screens, let"s talk about how JFK was a lizard alien who faked the Apollo missions later."

我现在都能想到这幅画面:欧文在训练中不停的叨叨那些地平说理论,史蒂文斯就:" 欧文你憋 BB 了,我特么教你们做挡拆呢,之后伪造了阿波罗任务的肯尼迪其实是外星蜥蜴人这档子事我们训练完再聊。"

[ – ] CelticsEasily_Baked 32 指標 9 小時前 *

Or Gordon Hayward for that matter, Gordon studied engineering at Butler and was apparently a bit of a genius. A lot of engineering principles wouldn"t work if the earth was flat.

凯尔特人球迷:海沃德也是啊。海沃德在巴特勒大学的专业是工程,而且好像他学习还非常不错呢。如果地球是平的,很多工程原理就都废了吧 …

[ – ] Bucksaarongash 305 指標 10 小時前

Kyrie sounds like a high schooler trying to add adjectives to make the word count on an essay

欧文讲话时就跟写作文为了凑字数而乱加形容词的高中生一样。

[ – ] [ CLE ] LeBron Jamesalrightimhere 1005 指標 11 小時前

Jesus Christ I hate the way Kyrie talks. Everything he says can be summed up in a simple, five-word sentence. It ’ s like he speaks in some code of his own

我特么真讨厌欧文说话的方式。这些屁话五个单词就能概括。欧文可能有一套讲话的代码。

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