以下是的一些我们精选的 抢断！球弟偷东西是为引起球爹注意？

Three UCLA men"s basketball players -- including LiAngelo Ball -- arrested in China for shoplifting

包括球家二公子（图片左一）在内的三位 UCLA 男篮运动员因商店行被中国警方拘留。

[ – ] [ POR ] Caleb Swaniganjackteran23 2013 指標 7 小時前

LiAngelo is the meg of the family

二球就像 Family Guy 里最不受待见的 Meg。

[ – ] [ BOS ] Kevin GarnettMarkHoppusJr 616 指標 6 小時前

I ’ m picturing Gelo is that one sibling who always get made fun of because he ’ s the least talented one, stole some shit in China to rebel from his family, but is actually the most normal and sane one and stole only because he just wants to be loved and acknowledged by his father and brothers.

我脑海中都能浮现出这样一幅画面：二球是家庭中被嘲笑的最狠的那个，因为他是最没天赋的，而且还去中国偷东西以体现自己的反叛精神。但是实际上，他也是精神最正常的那个，做这些无非是因为他想要爸爸和哥哥们爱他、认可他。

[ – ] SqualorVictoria7 73 指標 4 小時前

he gets the chicks though right? Melo and Lonzo seem like awkward spotty teenagers

不过二球把妹可以的。三球和球哥感觉都属于那种屌丝。

[ – ] WarriorsNeighborhoodNeckBear 98 指標 4 小時前

He gets the chicks but all he really wants is dad"s love...

把妹是把的不错，但他想要的是球爹的爱啊！TX

[ – ] [ NYK ] Enes KanterLouieM13 913 指標 7 小時前

"Lar pleads to Yao Ming"

球爹向姚明求助！

[ – ] LakersYaBoiBeefCat 731 指標 7 小時前 *

LaVar: Knocks on door

Yao: Opens door

LaVar: "Yao! What up baby."

Yao: "Who the fuck are you?"

LaVar: "It"s me LaVar. You know the man of the triple B"s? Got in a son in the NBA that can"t make threes?"

Yao: "How do you know where I live?"

球爹敲门，姚明为他开门后球爹开始 BB：" 大姚，别来无恙啊！"

姚明：" 你***谁啊？"

球爹：我是球爹啊。三 B 品牌的创始人，儿子在 NBA 打球，不会投三分，想起来没？"

姚明：" 你咋知道我住哪？"

LaVar: "I he been walking around and stopped at the first house that had a front door taller than 6 feet."

Yao: "What do you need? I am very busy."

LaVar: "Well listen here Asian Shaq. My boy and a couple friends were just being boys and happened to take some stuff without paying for it."

Yao: "Aren"t you guys rich?"

LaVar: "Hell no. I am rich, LiAngelo is poor."

Yao: "I am sorry, but I can"t help you."

LaVar: Puts on fake shark fin "What about now?"

球爹：" 我就四处走走看看，你的大门高度这里唯一一个高于一米八的。所以我就知道是你了。"

姚明：" 有什么事吗？我挺忙的。"

球爹：" 听好了亚洲大鲨鱼。我儿子和他的几个朋友太淘气了，拿走了一些东西没有付钱。"

姚明：" 你家不是挺有钱吗？"

球爹：" 开什么玩笑，我是有钱，但是二球穷 B。"

姚明：" 对不起啊，我帮不了你。"

球爹掏出了鲨鱼鳍的道具，插在自己身上：" 你再想想？"

EDIT: For those that are confused Yao Ming has done amazing for the protection of sharks. In China the poaching of sharks and consumption of shark fin soup has dramatically decreased thanks to his efforts.

修改：给不懂的人解释下，姚明在保护鲨鱼方面做出了伟大的贡献。在中国，由于姚明的努力，捕猎鲨鱼和消费鱼翅的现象已经大大减少了。

[ – ] [ BOS ] Eddie HouseShinySuitTheory 4153 指標 7 小時前

Lar: "My boy gon be the best thief you ever seen!"

球爹：" 我儿子会成为历史上最牛逼的小偷！"

[ – ] Spursgsgspursgsg 108 指標 6 小時前

LaVar vs China.

LaVar: "In my heyday I could absolutely take China in 1 vs 1.4 Billion"

球爹 VS 中国

球爹：" 我巅峰时期能单挑中国 14 亿人口！"

[ – ] Ohkamil 646 指標 7 小時前

Lar: "Escobar has NOTHING on my son, he too old ! 1v1 liangelo is the BEST criminal of ALL TIME"

球爹：" 埃斯克巴根本就比不上我儿子，他太老了！二球是历史最伟大的罪犯！" [ 译注 1 ]

[ 译注 1 ] 哥伦比亚著名枭，Netflix 的精品美剧《Narcos 枭》前两季讲述的就是跟他有关的故事。

[ – ] CaliersItsBenderBro 510 指標 5 小時前

Lar: "I"m gay"

球爹：" 其实我是同性恋。"（转移视线）

[ – ] Lakersrohit275 402 指標 7 小時前

Tbh though I"m pretty sure LaVar is the kinda dude who would kick his ass over something like this.

不过不开玩笑地讲，我感觉球爹是那种会因为儿子干这类的傻事而暴揍他一顿的父亲。

[ – ] [ CLE ] LeBron Jameshiimred2 217 指標 6 小時前

I dunno man this the son he doesn"t care about, could be why he"s the one out stealin shit too.

我不知道啊，球爹根本不怎么屌二球。这也可能是二球偷的原因。

[ – ] Lakersjomelle 494 指標 6 小時前

Yup, kids commonly act out to get their parents attention

leans back in chair and admires armchair psychology degree hanging on wall

没错，孩子为了吸引父母的注意力而做出格的事是很正常的。

【不客气，我是 Reddit 洋溢】

[ – ] Tizzleman 2107 指標 7 小時前

Lar such a genius he got us talking about a 3 star freshman recruit on r/nba lol

球爹真是个天才，我们特么竟然在湿乎乎讨论起了一个三星的大一新生。

[ – ] remax95 603 指標 6 小時前

The other two involved are both top 50 recruits and we"re talking about the unwanted child.

另外两个被抓的球员位居当届排名前五十，然而我们讨论的却是那个没人要的渣渣。

[ – ] LakersNico777 974 指標 7 小時前

Already racking up steals and he isn"t even in the NBA yet.

二球还没进 NBA 就开始积累抢断（抄截）数据了啊！

[ – ] LakersBryantFTW_BAAAAAANG 7189 指標 7 小時前

LiAngelo already eraging 1 steal per game. Next kawhi confirmed?

二球场均一抄截震惊 NBA，他是下一个伦纳德？

[ – ] heefledger 1304 指標 5 小時前

1 steal/0 games, this guy is IRRATIONALLY good.

( I know that 1/0 isn ’ t irrational but it ’ s been a while since I ’ ve had a math class and it is close enough )

1 抄截 /0 比赛，二球牛逼的不讲理！

（我知道 0 做分母好像有点奇怪，但是我数学都快忘干净了，就这么着吧）

[ – ] 76ersTakwin 1771 指標 4 小時前

I am a math teacher, and 1/0 is literally impossible. Therefore, the Ball family has done the unthinkable, the impossible, and divided by zero. Probably be executed for it.

我是数学老师，0 是不能做分母的。所以，球家做出了难以置信的壮举。这种跨世纪的科研成就很可能给二球带来血光之灾。

[ – ] LakersSirBallalicious 465 指標 6 小時前

Does Kawhi he any steals in China?

伦纳德？他配跟二球比？他没在中国抢抄截吧 ?

[ – ] Trail BlazersErj2969 669 指標 6 小時前

Just their hearts

伦纳德偷走的是中国球迷的心。

[ – ] 76ersbasketballwonk 7984 指標 7 小時前

Imagine being rich and stealing

想象一下：自己有钱还偷东西。

[ – ] [ PHI ] Markelle FultzWilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo 4586 指標 7 小時前

imagine being rich

想象一下：自己有钱。

[ – ] [ SAS ] Patty MillsMysuggah 2361 指標 7 小時前

imagine being

想象一下：自己

[ – ] NBAUnknownReed 2001 指標 7 小時前

Imagine

想象一下 [ 译注 2 ]

[ – ] LakersApexEngineering 1529 指標 7 小時前

all the people

所有人

[ – ] NBAUnknownReed 846 指標 7 小時前

living for today

都为当下而活

[ – ] Lakersdougandskeeter 690 指標 7 小時前

oOOoOoo

噢噢噢 ~~

[ 译注 2 ] 以上三句歌词来自 John Lennon 的著名歌曲《Imagine》

[ – ] rethinkingat59 1809 指標 7 小時前 *

Imagine being a 6-5 black person in China and not thinking everybody is not watching every move you make.

There is some weirdness to this story.

Was it a bar in the hotel room with unreported use?

在中国的一米九几的黑人大个，竟然没有认识到自己会被其他人仔细观察视？

这新闻挺奇怪的。

是不是在酒店房间里消费了小柜子里的东西没告知前台？

Edit: My comment is not about racism, a tall black guy is a novelty in China, probably assumed to be a professional basketball player in Chinese leagues. My understanding is their friendly curiosity on the streets is constant. ( From conversation years ago from 6 ’ 2 black friend after visit, he was bald, they all assumed he was Jordon. )

Edit 2: other two guys were 6 ’ 10 and 6 ’ 8. They can ’ t go anywhere in the world without some eyes on them.

6 ’ 10 can ’ t hide.

修改：我的评论与种族歧视无关，一个大个的黑人在中国是很显眼的，可能会被当作是中国篮球联赛的外援。我的理解是，中国人在大街上见到黑人时所产生的好奇感是友好的，也是频繁的。（几年前，我跟一位刚从中国回来的一米八七的黑人朋友聊过天，他说大街上的人都以为他是乔丹）

修改：另外两名被捕的球员一个 2.08 米一个 2.03 米，这特么走到哪都有人注意啊。

两米零八的大个太显眼了。

[ – ] TimberwolvesKATAndJokic 512 指標 6 小時前

Bro I"ll never forget when I was in china and got harassed about stealing items when I was bringing them to the cashier to buy them.. i"m sure me being the only black guy there had nothing to do with it.

哎，我永远不会忘记我在中国的时候曾被冤枉偷东西，有没有搞错，我是把商品拿到收银台结账啊！嗯，肯定跟我是商店里唯一的黑人没关系 … 是吧？

[ – ] wtd2016 419 指標 6 小時前 *

damn that sucks. All my black friends had trouble there, it really hurt me to see my friends go through so much shit. Some of them knew Chinese very well and could hear people say a lot of shit behind their backs and would confront people every once in a while.

哎，太糟糕了，很同情你。我的每一个黑人朋友在中国都遇到过麻烦。看到我的朋友们陷入困境，我真的不好受。他们中的有些人汉语还说得不错，中国人背后说他们坏话他们还能听懂，有时会上前理论一番。

Before the following story, I"ve understood what black people sometimes go through in the USA, but of course not being black I cant really get it on a deeper level other than understanding the how and the why

在接下来的故事发生之前，我对黑人在美国的遭遇有一定的理解，但是鉴于我不是黑人，我无法从更深的层次上理解这种事，只能明白事情是怎么发生的、为什么发生的。

I he two good friends that are married Black Americans. Phenomenal teachers and I had gotten them a summer job with some Chinese friends I knew that ran a school. I know all about how Chinese can be racist, but my friends were awesome. They got the job without being interviewed because they trusted my word.

我有两个好朋友，结婚了，都是黑人。他们是非常出色的教师，我通过一个开学校的中国朋友为他们介绍了一份暑期工作。我十分明白中国人会有些种族歧视，但是我的那两个朋友人简直没得挑。当时他们没面试就得到了这份工作，因为我的那位中国朋友相信我说的话。

One day before the summer I thought that possibly they might he an issue. I didnt want to ask, so we all met for dinner, so they could meet them face to face. Sure enough, after meeting, I got word that they couldnt hire them because of their race... kids and parents might he an issue. I repeatedly said that they shouldnt give a shit and this was a great opportunity for these people to lose their ignorance... but they wouldnt budge.

然而在工作开始的前一天我觉得（因为他们是黑人），可能会有点问题。我不想直截了当的问，所以我就把大家都叫到一起吃了个晚饭，这样我的中国朋友和那两位黑人朋友就能面对面的交流一下。不出所料，吃完饭后我的那位朋友就说不要这两个黑人了。因为中国孩子和可能会不满意。我一直说，那又怎样啊，那这更是一个让那些种族歧视者摆脱自己无知的绝佳机会啊。但是他还是不愿意。

I had to tell one of my best friends what happened. He was understanding and he"s a calm guy, but it hurt so bad to see such a close friend go through this in an intimate way I hadnt experienced before... but his wife... she"s very emotional and is far more sensitive to these things.

我就告诉了其中一个黑人朋友发生了什么。他理解，而且他也是很冷静的一个人。但是对于我来说，我看到我这么好的一个朋友经历了这种事 … 而且是近距离看到他们经历了我从未经历过的事 … 我真的不好受。至于他的老婆 … 他老婆是挺情绪化的一个人，对于这类事一向比他的丈夫要敏感。

She got really upset and I didnt see her for a couple days and then finally ran into her. She was so upset and we had a heart to heart and even though I was hurt when hing to tell her husband what happened, it was on a deeper level when talking with her and I couldnt help but cry. It"s a life changing experience, but man words cant really express how I felt or my deeper understanding on this kind of terrible shit people deal with

她就很不高兴，之后好几天我都没有见到她。再次见到她时她还是很沮丧，我就跟她促膝长谈了一番。我说过，告诉她丈夫事情的原委时我很不好受，但是，跟她长谈的时候我是真的伤心的哭了，因为我终于能在更深层次上了解到他们所经历的不公。对我来说，那对我的生命历程有改变性的意义。语言无法表达我当时的感受，也无法完全体现这些人遭遇的不公。

EDIT: Since /r/nba banned me for responding to someone being an asshole to me, I need to edit this comment. China is a wonderful country. I didnt mean to make the entire place sounds terrible, because I had amazing experiences there, worked with great people, and will forever love China.

/u/sunsunan098

修改：Reddit 因为我回击了一个出言不逊的脑残而把我封了，所以我就在这条评论底下直接修改吧：中国是很好的一个国家，我的用意不是想要抹黑中国，因为我在中国的经历很美好，我结识了许多好人，我也将永远爱着中国。

[ – ] TimberwolvesKATAndJokic 265 指標 6 小時前

Can"t tell you how many times i"ve been told by white people to just suck it up, both online and in real life.

Racism still exists, just because MLK happened doesn"t mean everyone has become a fucking saint.

我都数不清有多少次白人告诉我别 BB 忍忍就过去了，无论是在网上还是现实生活中。

种族歧视依然存在，一个马丁 - 路德 - 金的出现不代表所有人突然之间都是圣人了。

[ – ] Warriorstalanted_o 149 指標 5 小時前

man when i read shit people say it really just shows they won"t understand till they walked a mile in your shoes. I"m nigerian, and came to america when i was 13 just for education. My highschool was about 30k, and my parents paid out of pocket, the first thing one of admission people asked me was if i showered. That shit hits you like a ton of bricks, and this was my first time interacting with white people

一些人大放厥词的根本原因是他们从未真正的换位思考过。我是尼日利亚人，13 岁时来到美国接受教育。为了我能上美国的高中，我父母大概花了 3 万美元。然而，招生办问我的第一个问题竟然是我洗澡吗。这种事真的对你有很大的打击，而那次也是我第一次与白人打交道。

[ – ] [ BOS ] Paul Pierceunclairvoyance 98 指標 7 小時前 *

我的儿子会当世界上最好的小偷

[ – ] LakersLeeHarveyMozgod 35 指標 7 小時前

I wish I could speak Chinese. I"m in a class for it but I can"t for the life of me remember all the characters. Can you give me advice

我多希望我也会说中文啊。我现在在上中文课，但是拼了老命也记不住汉字。你能给我些建议吗。

[ – ] [ BOS ] Paul Pierceunclairvoyance 95 指標 6 小時前

I"m lucky because I"m a heritage speaker. As for the characters, there"s not much to say besides that you just he to put in the work and hours to memorizing them. IMO speaking is honestly an easier part, since there"s not really any verb conjugation you he to know subconsciously ( like in the romance languages ) . Try to find a native speaker that you can practice with. Oh, and play close attention to your pronounciation; in my experience, if you hen"t developed a good accent after ~2 years of studying, you never really will.

中文是我的母语所以我很幸运。至于汉字嘛，倒没什么建议，就是努力、好好背。在我看来，【说】是最简单的部分，因为中文不存在西方语言的那些你必须时刻谨记的动词变位。找一个中国小伙伴吧，一起练习汉语。还有就是注意发音。就我个人的经历而言，如果你学了两年口音还是不正的话，那你的口音永远也就那样了。

In the end, Chinese isn"t really any harder ( inherently ) than any other language ( difficulty of language really just depends on how similar it is to your native language, which is why Chinese is hard for native English speakers ) . And like any other language ( or really anything else you want to get good at ) , you just gotta put in the work and he motivation for it.

Check out r/languagelearning and r/chineselanguage too

加油

PM me for any other questions !

最后我想说的是，中文并没有比其他语言难太多。你觉得难是因为中文跟你的母语相似处太少，这也就是英语国家的人们学中文学不明白的原因之一。跟其他语言一样（跟其他任何你想做好的事一样），你必须努力学，有充足的动力。你也可以去 Reddit 的语言学习和中文板块看看。

加油，还有不懂的话可以私信我！

[ – ] Timberwolvescfv9000 1148 指標 7 小時前

What a bunch of fucking idiots, wonder how strict China is with this stuff.

一帮傻 X。不知道中国在这方面有多严格。

[ – ] Heatheatkings1 1422 指標 7 小時前

Very strict. Especially with foreigners. That ucla team is in some deep shit

很严格，对外国人尤其严格。UCLA 这下是有喇嘛烦了 。

[ – ] Timberwolvescfv9000 527 指標 7 小時前

That"s kind of what I figured, imbeciles.

我猜也是，真特么蠢。

[ – ] Heatheatkings1 488 指標 7 小時前

Stupid to steal shit when you are rich and possibly end up in prison in china

有钱还偷东西，真傻啊。可能会进狱吧。

[ – ] [ CHI ] Nate RobinsonJE_12 280 指標 7 小時前

Don"t worry, LaVar"s tattooing a map of the whole prison on his body as we speak

没事，球爹这会儿估计在身上纹狱的地图呢。 [ 译注 3 ]

[ 译注 3 ] 美剧《越狱》中主角 Michael Scofield 准备越狱的桥段。

[ – ] NBAMygaffer 340 指標 7 小時前

They won"t get prison time, they will be deported. Perhaps made to admit guilt and pay restitution.

他们不会进狱的，而是被遣返回国。他们可能还需要认罪、然后赔偿商店的损失。

[ – ] Heatheatkings1 105 指標 7 小時前

Still very risky to steal in china

但是在中国偷东西还是太冒险了啊。

[ – ] [ BOS ] Jaylen BrownGMPunk75 158 指標 7 小時前 *

Stealing in China is pretty strict. Depending on what it was and how much $$ it cost. He could see anything from being fined, to detained. If it was in a first tier City they"ll throw the book at you

中国对于盗是很铁腕的。具体还要看他们偷的啥，价值是多少。罚款、拘留都有可能。如果是一线城市的话，他们可能会上法庭。

[ – ] NBAMygaffer 214 指標 7 小時前

Oh for sure, if they really did this then they are beyond stupid. I think a lot of people shoplift at least once in their life, I shop lifted a hentai VHS once from an Fye, but I was like 15 when I did it and I never did it again.

You"re supposed to grow out of doing stupid shit like that, especially in foreign countries that are not known for their liberal policies on crime and punishment.

确实蠢啊，如果他们真偷了东西，那真蠢的一 B。我觉得很多人都或多或少的偷过东西。我十五岁的时候偷过一次录像带，但那时候我还很年轻，之后再也没干过。

每个人都应该成长起来，不做这种傻事，尤其是在法律法规很严格的外国。

[ – ] Nets BandwagoniGwlbirdy 333 指標 7 小時前

What the fuck

老哥你这说的是特么是啥啊 …

[ – ] alsofuckswithducks 298 指標 7 小時前

China"s super racist too. The second the store employees saw black guys walk in, you know they were being watched every step they took.

但是中国种族歧视也挺严重的。只要商店员工看到黑人进来了，他们就会一直盯着这个黑人看。

[ – ] BucksOutofPlaceOneLiner 237 指標 7 小時前

I guess they were right

那么，好像商店员工没歧视错？